Ever since we introduced our original rough-and-tumble Sons of Britches Raw Denim Jeans, the number of SOB-wearing amateur stuntmen across the world has swelled like a global hematoma. So much so, in fact, the United Nations recently urged us to create an official sanctioning organization — if only to make activities like golf-ball guzzling, homemade hang-gliding, and unsuspecting-pedestrian powerlifting safer and even more enjoyable.
That’s why Betabrand has founded the International Federation of Amateur Stuntmen (IFAS), an august body of bruised and battered bodies presided over by none other than our own stunt luminary, Dr. Stack McCormick.
For a limited time, when you purchase anything in the Sons of Britches Collection, you’ll receive your very own — and shockingly official-looking — IFAS membership card. Not only will it impress friends and family, it entitles you to a slew of exclusive benefits, including:
Complimentary limb reattachment (limit six) at participating hospitals.
VIP access to the hottest new clubs — and other bludgeoning tools that you may find useful.
Discounts on all flaming and/or exploding drinks at Applebee’s.
Tickets to the annual IFAS Bruise Cruise.
A 500% increase in monthly scuffles with drunken longshoremen.
Yes, all this and more is free with the purchase of any Sons of Britches, like our new Blue Thunder SOBs — handsome, cotton-twill trousers designed with the amateur stuntman lifestyle in mind.
And if you prefer a lighter, shark-hide shade of blue, check out new Kablooey SOBs, inspired by legendary amateur stuntman Ted Fist, who found that exciting things happen when you attach yourself to 500 model rockets at once.
Whether you order Blue Thunders, Kablooeys, or any other Sons of Britches, know that you’ll be joining a worldwide fraternity of like-minded daredevils, most of whom are currently leaping off roofs, receiving grievous wounds to the abdomen, or simply lying quietly and unresponsively on the pavement — just like you! Look for your personalized IFAS membership card with your next SOB order.
(Sorry, we’re only giving out IFAS cards with new SOB purchases. Already own a pair or two? Earn 20% off your next order by uploading an action shot of you in your SOBs.)
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