Pants that’ll make people think you’d actually consider exercising. (We know better!) Plus, our urban carry-all gets a stealthy makeover.
Introducing a thrilling new version of our venerable Karate Casual Drawstring Pants: Sport Karate Casuals, now available in Gray and Moss. Designed with super-lightweight fabrics and impressively sporty styling, these trousers are sure to convince gullible friends and family that you might actually consider doing something athletic.
But we know you better than that. Like most of our customers, you’d rather spend the day — or days — splayed out on the couch playing Xbox, enjoying slobbery naps that border on hibernation, or watching TV marathons of … anything.
Thank goodness Sport Karate Casuals are made with comfort in mind. And by comfort, we mean the feeling of curling up like a sleepy drunken sloth with a large sausage pizza and a two-liter of grape soda nestled in your loving arms. Now doesn’t that sound better than yoga or rock climbing? Consult the following video for more valuable information:
Our San Francisco pantetorium made just a small batch of new Sport Karate Casuals, so order your pair today. And check out the rest of the Karate Casual Online Dojo, featuring a variety of cotton and linen pants designed especially for the martial art of inactivity.
The Original Urban Carry-All, Now In Black
What inscrutable forces of nature could possibly compel you to leave the comfort of your couch? Fresh out of Funyuns and beef jerky? Need to finally launder those Cordarounds you’ve worn since April? Whatever your mission, make sure you bring along a Cornucopia Bag, our unique sack/backpack hybrid — now available in urban-assault black nylon canvas. While we originally designed it for farmers market shopping, rest assured that it will perform equally well when you’re fetching breakfast, lunch, and dinner from 7-11.
It’s a sack! When you’re ready to fill your Cornucopia Bag chock full of whatever, sling it over your shoulder and open its gaping maw. Then insert your foodstuffs, gymstuffs, workstuffs, or any other sorts of stuff you’d stuff into a shopping bag, messenger bag, or backpack. Use the stacked compartments to separate items and better spread their weight.
It’s a backpack! When you’re ready to roll, slap the bag on your back and away you go.
It’s a whole lot more! This durable, water-resistant carry-all comes with enough space to haul just about anything you’ll need for a day (or night) on the town. We’ve also added cyclist-friendly goodies like ultra-reflective strips, padded shoulder straps, and a utility loop.
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