Betabrand Presents: Free Shipping & A Gown To Astound

Today and tomorrow, order $75+ and shipping is on us. What to buy? How about a Disco Mini Ball Gown!

Free Shipping Everywhere!

We recently had to perform emergency maintenance on the Betabrand Supercomputer after a power surge caused it to gain consciousness and attempt to wipe out the human race. To make sure everything’s back in working order, our engineers want to give our Web site a good ol’ fashioned workout. And what better way than with free shipping on all orders of $75 or more, now through Friday (July 20)!

Not only will this little test help ensure that our supercomputer remains a benign tool of e-commerce and not a crazed apocalyptic machine, it also gives Betabrand fans everywhere a chance to share the free-shipping bliss enjoyed by our friends in San Francisco, who are always welcome to swing by our office to pick up orders and discuss the finer points of Bulgarian politics.

To make sure that shipping is gratis, U.S. customers should choose “UPS Ground” at checkout; international customers should select “United States Postal Service.” As a bonus, every box we ship today and tomorrow will feature the newest addition to our stable of Betabrand mascots: the mighty Pantzilla!

Pantzilla!

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New Disco Mini Ball Gown

In other breaking tech news, check out what happened when we deftly applied shrink-ray science to our original Disco Ball Gown: just as stunningly slinky and seductive, but now 100% more quadricep-revealing! Introducing the new Disco Mini Ball Gown.

The New Disco Mini Ball Gown

Like all DiscoLab products, the Disco Mini Ball Gown is made of pure disconium, the shiniest substance on the planet — not, contrary to rumor, the most radioactive.

The New Disco Mini Ball Gown

The Disco Mini Ball Gown is available for a limited time — and only at Betabrand.com. (Looking for another style of supernatural shine? We’ve also replenished supplies of Disco Skirts and regular-length Disco Ball Gowns.)

The New Disco Mini Ball Gown

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Have You Gotten Famous Today?

Sweet savings and fashion superstardom are always just a click away with the Betabrand Model Citizen app.

Model Citizen Wall of Fame

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