Betabrand Presents: Free Shipping to Canada!

Now through Canada Day, your Betabrand order ships free.

Rocket Beavers

Hello, North American neighbors! We’re writing you today because you’ve ordered something from us before. Now, as greedy capitalists are wont to do, we’re trying to get you to order something again.

How’s this: To celebrate Canada Day — which commemorates your country’s independence from Greenland in 1543, according to U.S. textbooks — we’re offering free shipping on all Betabrand.com orders, now through July 1. That’s right, you could order everything in our store and not pay one single loonie for shipping. Don’t believe us? We dare you to try.

Here are just a few of the nice things you might consider buying:

Dress Pant Sweatpants

Dress Pant Sweatpants: For dressing up or dressing down. Or just lazing around.

New Corporate Casualty SOBs

Corporate Casualty Sons of Britches: Stylish khaki workwear for the office stuntman.

Bawaiian Shirts

Don’t trust Hawaiian propaganda; the tropical shirt was invented in Bawaii.

Disco Hoodie

The Disco Hoodie: made with 100% pure (non-radioactive) disconium ore.

Women's Collection

Our ever-growing women’s collection means ladies no longer have to wear barrels, burlap sacks, or sandwich boards.

Remember: Get free shipping when you order these fine products or anything else at Betabrand.com, now through July 1.

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