Betabrand Presents: New Flat-Rate International Shipping!

Now pay only $25(US) per order, no matter how many thousands of items you buy.

New Flat-Rate Shipping!

At the behest of the United Nations, Betabrand is doing its part to ease global economic suffering. Announcing new flat-rate international shipping though the U.S. Postal Service: Order as much as you want from Betabrand.com and pay just $25(US) per order, no matter where you live.* Delivery times will average 1-3 weeks.

Here are just a few of the nice things you might consider buying:

Dress Pant Sweatpants

Dress Pant Sweatpants: For dressing up or dressing down. Or just lazing around.

New Corporate Casualty SOBs

Corporate Casualty Sons of Britches: Stylish khaki workwear for the office stuntman.

Bawaiian Shirts

Don’t trust Hawaiian propaganda; the tropical shirt was invented in Bawaii.

Disco Hoodie

The Disco Hoodie: made with 100% pure (non-radioactive) disconium ore.

July 4th Sale

Super savings: President Obama has granted all our international customers temporary citizenship so they can take advantage of our July 4th sneak-peek sale!

*Our flat-rate shipping doesn’t cover customs and/or duty fees — sorry! And if you’re really impatient, remember that we still offer expedited shipping through UPS.

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