Betabrand Presents: The Great Shirtstravaganza!

Here’s what we’ve got up our sleeves: four new shirts and a great deal on our entire shirt collection.

Shirtstravaganza!

Shirts: Without a doubt, they’re one of the most stylish and socially acceptable ways to cover your nipples and other key torso features. That’s why we’re introducing a quartet of new shirt-shaped products, plus offering this limited-time special: Buy two or more Betabrand shirtsany shirts — and get 20% off your total shirt order, now through Wednesday (June 20th).

First up: a pair of new Western Seersucker Shirts. We’ve melded the classic, rough-and-tumble fashion of cattle rustlers and card-game hustlers with the civilized softness of cool, lightweight seersucker.

Tan Western Seersucker Shirt

#1 Tan Western Seersucker Shirt: We guarantee that rodeo clowns will never snicker behind your back again.

Navy Western Seersucker Shirt

#2 Navy Western Seersucker Shirt: Cowboy fashionistas report that it goes great with a ten-, twenty-, or even fifty-gallon hat.

Our limited-edition Western Seersucker Shirts will be riding into the sunset soon. Order yours while you can! (You can also check out all our other seersucker finery in the Betabrand SuckerLab.)

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We’re also releasing a second edition of men’s and women’s Bawaiian Shirts — faithful reproductions of the traditional style almost made famous by the island of Bawaii, the saddest little spot in the South Pacific. (Read more about this legendary isle of misfortune here.)

Men's Bawaiian Shirt

#3 Bawaiian Wedding Shirt: If you want to follow standard protocol for Bawaiian nuptials, be sure to also stick a ripe mango in each ear.

Women's Bawaiian Shirt

#4 Bawaiian Butterfly Shirt: Lepidopterologists will appreciate the colorful array of native species, most of which have been eaten into extinction by feral pigs.

Help us rekindle the dim flame of Bawaiian national pride by proudly wearing a genuine Bawaiian Wedding Shirt or Butterfly Shirt — or our original flora-print shirts for men and women. (Disclaimer: they’re not completely genuine; we had to make them in San Francisco, because no one in Bawaii remembers how to sew.)

And remember: Order two or more shirts, get 20% off!

Holy Shirt!

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