In today’s newsletter: seizure-inducing fashion photos, mummy protests, and a Cosmic Disco Cat video.
Space-Dye and Navy-Check Linen Wrap Dresses. (Warning: Don’t view for more than five seconds at a time.)
In a recent newsletter, we claimed that several Betabrand products were made with genuine mummy linen — harvested from innocent mummies held against their will in our San Francisco sew shop. This story was intended as a harmless marketing ruse; little did we know that it would upset a community of actual mummies in nearby Berkeley!
Blue Striped Linen Hoodie: 100% mummy-cruelty-free.
Mummies: Rest assured that we’ve heard your muffled groans of protest loud and clear. We’re truly sorry. Now, we hope you’ll consider lifting your various magic mummy curses, particularly the plague of locusts.
Disco Movie III: A Model Citizen Call To Action
You don’t have to ride a cat through the cosmos to appear in our next Disco Movie, but it sure helps. Just ask Model Citizen and proud Disco Pants owner David Kiss.
Want to star in Disco Movie III along with David? Send us your finest, funniest, and/or most spectacularly ridiculous video footage. Only one requirement: You need to be wearing at least one DiscoLab product. E-mail submissions to email@example.com.
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