Fresh supplies of Black Dragon Drinking Jackets and popular DiscoLab duds, a prototype pair of Dress Pant Sweatpants, and a chance for incredible fame — the feline kind.
We’ve been receiving disturbing reports of late: seasoned lushes, carousers, and assorted rummies actually swearing off alcohol because they couldn’t get their cocktail-less hands on a Black Dragon Reversible Drinking Jacket! Well, we’re happy to report that our shelves are now restocked with a second limited-edition batch. Boozers, rejoice!
We made this supremely swank garment from supple, black sueded moleskin. And we gave it a sinful, satiny secret: Turn the Black Dragon inside out to reveal a den of lusty black dragons in an Oriental motif as well as a pair of our signature skull buttons — made extra large, with equally large buttonholes, to accommodate the most butterfingered souse. In addition, the jacket sports seven flask-sized pockets that can also easily hold great wads of cash for the purposes of stripper remuneration and/or bail.
We recently discovered a shimmering motherlode of ultra-rare disconium deep beneath the ice of Antarctica. Now that precious ore has been transformed into brand-new batches of Disco Pants, Hoodies, and Sport Shorts. They’re eye-scorchingly bright and surprisingly breathable — great for things like music festivals, kickball tourneys, or a weekend of casual time-traveling.
Not quite what you’re looking for? Check out all our other disconium-enriched duds in the Betabrand DiscoLab.
Model-Citizen Magazine Contest #2: The Cat Fancy Challenge
What do Cindy Crawford, Gisele Bündchen, and Fabio have in common? They’ve all publicly lamented the fact that they never graced the pages of Cat Fancy magazine. Now, we’re giving you the chance to succeed where these so-called “supermodels” couldn’t.
That’s right: One lucky Model Citizen will get to appear in the first-ever Betabrand ad in this august publication. (Our previous winner is set to appear in Soldier of Fortune magazine.) Want everlasting fame among America’s most hard-core feline aficionados? Just submit a funny photo of yourself (doesn’t have to be cat-related) with our handy-dandy Model Citizen app now though Wednesday, June 6, and you’ll automatically be entered in the contest.
And remember: Everyone who submits a Model Citizen photo will receive a discount code!
New From The Think Tank: Pinstripe Dress Pant Sweatpants
Earlier this year, we were both cheered and reviled for introducing Dress Pant Sweatpants — fine trousers made of high-end, super-comfy sweatpant fabric. Five sold-out production runs later, we’re developing a new, even more luxurious edition that’s sure to stoke the fashion fires once again: Pinstripe Dress Pant Sweatpants.
What do you think? Feel free to voice your approval, wish us an eternity of hellish torment, or suggest some features that could improve our current prototype. You’ll find the comments section on the Pinstripe Dress Pant Sweatpants page — just scroll down a tad.
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