Explosive savings, exploding chickens, and the new Disco Kimono.
Yes, we’re having a big, one-day-only Japants sale. More on that in a moment. Right now, we’d like to show you an annual rite of spring at Betabrand: letting friends and employees settle old grudges with the help of old foodstuffs — preferably the kind that react very poorly to blunt-force trauma.
As luck would have it this year, our friend Ian McCamey and his team needed to test out a sickeningly expensive prototype camera for Sony. And we just happened to have cottage cheese, a chicken, and some baseball bats on hand. Synchronicity!
In addition to exploding vittles, this film also includes several non-perishable items, like Disco Pants and Skirts, USA Pants and Skirts, and, appropriately enough, a Caperon. (Some footage will actually show up next week at the Cine Gear Expo in Los Angeles.)
Now, about that sale: For one day only, we’re offering great deals on everything in our Japants collection. Inventory is very limited, so snag some savings while you can!
The Reversible Disco Kimono: Our Newest Think Tank Project
Speaking of Japan, we were recently visited by a gentleman claiming to be a Japanese time-traveler. While we didn’t appreciate his brusque manner, including constant warnings about an imminent apocalypse, we couldn’t help but be impressed with his shimmering ensemble — particularly his eye-catching kimono.
Our designers liked it so much, they’re now hard at work on a prototype replica. It features pure disconium on one side, luxurious black satin on the other. That’s all they’ll tell us right now.
What do you think? Feel free to leave all the feedback you can muster on the Disco Kimono product page. If enough folks seem to think this is a good idea, we’ll actually make it!
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