Betabrand Presents: Stack McCormick Summer Linens, Fishbone SOBs, and the Soldier of Fortune Model-Citizen Challenge

Trousers, stuntmen, and your chance to dazzle grizzled mercenaries around the world.

Stack McCormick Summer Linens

Who is Stack McCormick? Why, he’s our official Sons of Britches pant-tester — not to mention one of the greatest stuntmen ever to work in Hollywood, Bollywood, or Dollywood.

As a thank you for his years of rib-cracking, spleen-puncturing service to Betabrand and the stunt community at large, we recently decided to create a pair of cool, comfortable pants bearing his name: Stack McCormick Summer Linens.

Stack McCormick Summer Linens

Coincidentally, we finished them just in time for the annual McCormick family summer vacation. This year, Stack plans to load the brood on the back of his custom nitro-fueled Harley and set out for a sightseeing tour of America — doing a wheelie the entire time, of course.

Here’s just a sample of their itinerary:

  • Going over Niagara Falls in a barrel full of angry bears.

  • Skydiving through New York City’s July 4th fireworks show.

  • Noodling for alligators in the Everglades.

  • Taking in the majesty of the St. Louis Arch, while on fire.

  • Leaping the Alamo in a Jet Ski.

  • Challenging every biker at Sturgis to an arm-wrestling match.

  • Playing Russian roulette in Las Vegas.

  • Getting blasted out of Old Faithful — straight into a bison stampede.

McCormick Family Vacation

Just like their namesake, Stack McCormick Summer Linens are always ready for action. They’re available now, for a limited time — and only at Betabrand.com.

Stack McCormick Summer Linens

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More Tantalizing Trousers: New Fishbone SOBs

Today, we’ll also introducing Fishbone Sons of Britches, another pair of exquisite pants designed to suit the stuntman lifestyle.

Fishbone SOBs

Fishbones are made from 100% cotton Japanese herringbone, so they’re soft and wonderfully comfy. But don’t let the good looks fool you: These pants have the same fit, finishes, and remarkable pain threshold as our original, daredevil-approved Sons of Britches Raw Denim Jeans.

We made just a small batch of Fishbone Sons of Britches, so order yours today.

Fishbone SOBs

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Want To Be In Soldier Of Fortune Magazine? (Really!)

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Attention, Betabrand customers: Do you have the sweat-drenched, napalm-oozing moxie to grace the pages of Solider of Fortune magazine? Now’s your chance to prove it! Use our handy-dandy Model Citizen app to submit your most fantastically kooky photos; just make sure they include at least one Betabrand product. (Sorry, no B-Glasses.) We’ll choose the best of the best to appear in our very first (and probably last) full-page ad in this venerable publication. Submissions will be accepted through Wednesday, May 16. (Note to the uninitiated: When you’re on the Model Citizen page, be sure to click the upload button under “Already Got Some of Our Stuff?”)

Contest questions? E-mail us, or post your thoughtful query on our Facebook Fan Page.

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