Help us test our new-and-improved site — and snag some great deals. TODAY ONLY!
Contrary to rumor, today’s flash sale was not conceived to help repay our hefty gambling debt to the Bulgarian mafia. It’s actually a way to test our newly upgraded site. Here’s how it works: You and every other humanoid you know visits Betabrand.com en masse, and we see if the Betabrand Supercomputer can handle all the traffic without suffering a core meltdown.
In addition to tons of great new customer photos and videos, we thought a store-wide 20% discount would be a nice incentive for you to stop by. Here’s just some of the stuff you’ll find:
Remember, this sale ends today!
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