Betabrand Presents: The Great 20%-Off-Everything Flash Sale

Help us test our new-and-improved site — and snag some great deals. TODAY ONLY!

Flash Sale!

Contrary to rumor, today’s flash sale was not conceived to help repay our hefty gambling debt to the Bulgarian mafia. It’s actually a way to test our newly upgraded site. Here’s how it works: You and every other humanoid you know visits Betabrand.com en masse, and we see if the Betabrand Supercomputer can handle all the traffic without suffering a core meltdown.

In addition to tons of great new customer photos and videos, we thought a store-wide 20% discount would be a nice incentive for you to stop by. Here’s just some of the stuff you’ll find:

Just some of the things we make!

Remember, this sale ends today!

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