Restocked Faves • Super Savings • Women's Pants
Jacket Prototype • Name The Gang • B-Glasses Contest
Graphite-O-Mite! A Bike to Work Restock
When we say making Graphite Bike to Work Pants is no simple task, we mean it.
Step 1: Source sufficient quantities of graphite ore, usually in its natural pencil form. (Kids, click here to learn about pencils.)
Step 2: Negotiate with the Somali Pirates holding our pencil-laden cargo ship for ransom. (Happens more often than you'd think.)
Step 3: Round up the finest whittlers in all Appalachia to gently shave away the pencil wood to get to all that precious graphite.
Step 4: Call upon the best baristas in San Francisco to grind the graphite into perfect pant-grade powder.
Step 5: Apply said powder to cotton twill using a particle accelerator, blast furnace, and the incantations of a certified trouser wizard.
Original BTW Pants: We're Dropping Trou (Prices)
It's a fact: 22.22222% of all bicycle commuters report seeing acts of public urination at least once a month. Coincidently, that's also the discount we're now offering, for a limited time, on all remaining original Bike to Work Pants: Khaki, Moss, Mocha, and Gray. Slightly different feature (dual retractable mud flaps instead of the lone pocket pull-out), same cornea-searing brilliance. Get 'em while they last.
A Bike-To-Work Brainstorm That Won't Splatter Your Gray Matter
Ladies, we've heard your pleas. And we've felt your wrath. (Please don't slash our bicycle tires again.) You want Bike to Work Pants of your own. Well, they're finally on their way!
Women's Bike to Work Pants will head into production soon. Sign up for an e-mail alert on the product page, and we'll let you know the nanosecond they're available for sale. You can also leave feedback in the Think Tank (just scroll down the product page a bit).
While you've got bicycles on the brain, check out our newest prototype: the Bike to Work Jacket. We're pretty damned excited about it. And if enough folks share our enthusiasm, we'll actually make it. Leave feedback and sign up for product updates here.
A Two-Wheeled Appeal: Help Us Rename The Comanches
High-ranking members of the Comanches Bike-To-Work Gang recently decided that their organization needs a new name. A name that inspires the sort of holy two-wheeled terror commensurate with a group of helmeted, highly caffeinated cyclists tearing up the asphalt on their daily commute.
Got some brilliant suggestions? Got some silly suggestions? Post 'em on our Facebook Fan Page.
B-Glasses Contest Ends Friday! Fantastic Prizes, Eternal Internet Fame
Want to win our first two products we release in April? Slap a pair of B-Glasses on your most fantastically ridiculous photo and upload it using our handy-dandy Model Citizen app. On Friday, we'll select two winners: the contestant that gets the most "Likes" on his or her Model Citizen page, and the person whose photo makes our office crack up the most. (And remember: Everyone who enters gets 10% off their next Betabrand.com order.)
Now please enjoy a few recent submissions. (See more of our favorites here.)
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