A two-ply coat of chaos and the softest sale you’ve ever felt.
Is the human conscience a complex, whirring interplay of biochemistry, metaphysics, and externally codified moral principles? Of course not — it simply involves an angel sitting on one of your shoulders, and a devil perched on the other. Any psychologist will tell you as much.
But what if there was no angel to balance things out? What if your internal advisory committee was composed entirely of Lucifer's minions?
Perhaps crises of conscience would go something like this:
You: It's midnight. I should probably head home. Grandma needs her medicine.
Black Devil: Or you could guzzle some gin and whip up an orgy instead?
Red Devil: Dull party? Nothing a little dynamite and puddin' wrestlin' can't solve.
Such is the extra-sinful spirit of the Red Devil Reversible Smoking Jacket, our first jacket designed for debauchery on both sides.
The Red Devil features luxurious velvet fabric on one side and a silky satin brocade on the other, along with Vagisoft pockets, a built-in hankie, and our signature skull button.
But unlike our other chameleon coats, this jacket has no better half. It's pure, unadulterated devilry, no matter which way your wear it.
In need of a coat that's tailored for bad and worse decisions? We made only 100, so be sure to snap one up before another devil does. They live alongside our black, brown, gray, blue, green, disco, and purple Reversible Smoking Jackets in the Betabrand store. Click here for a closer look.
The Vagisoft Valentine's Day Sale
Betabrand is tickled pink to announce 20% savings on all Vagisoft items, today through Friday. Nothing says “I love you” like the second-softest substance in the universe (see above), which we've fashioned into quilts, blankets, and mad bomber hats. Check them all out in the Betabrand VagiLab.
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