Betabrand Presents: A Supersonic Fashion Colonic

Announcing 'The Cleanse' — spectacular savings on a ton of fan favorites. Plus, a smoking jacket and stunt-pant restock.

Cleanse Sale

Are you hoping for a fresh start in 2012? If that depends on a successful parole hearing, then we can only wish you the best of luck. But if you want to begin the year looking as sharp as a gleaming shiv, read on!

Announcing "The Cleanse," a gusher of incredible closeout deals on 2011 pants, shirts, and more. We simply must make room for all our brand-new clothing inventions (and a cognac-filled jacuzzi for our break room). With savings this grand, you can afford to burn everything in your closet and start anew and maybe fulfill a few other new year's resolutions in the process:

  • Want to be at least 35% more vengeful in 2012? Pick up a pair of Wrath Pants, the only revenge-themed trousers powered by a pocketful of gun-toting Jesus.

  • Starting a tuber-only dietary cleanse? Slip on some Potato Pants before you slip into a carbohydrate coma.

  • Stop living in shame! Kick your vertical corduroy habit with horizontal Cordarounds or a Cord Jacket.

  • Determined to kill 1million zombies (and 1,000 frozen pizzas)? Don't even think about going into virtual battle without your Mountain Dew IV stand and a pair of Couch Commandos.

  • Plan to follow up Sober January with FUBAR February? Then may we suggest a pair of Sons of Winos premium boozing trousers.

The Cleanse won't last very long, so snag a great deal or two while you can.

Cleanse Grid

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More Thrilling News: A Broken Tooth & Blackhorse Restock

Attention stuntmen, lotharios, and other gentlemen of action and adventure: Broken-Tooth Sons of Britches and the Blackhorse Reversible Smoking Jacket are back in all sizes.

Broken Tooth SOBs

Blackhorse Smoking Jacket

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