In today's all-Vagisoft newsletter: the world's softest hat, the world's softest blankets, and a fan-designed Think Tank.
The V-1 Bomber Hat: Official Headgear of the Softness Squadron
As part of our ongoing participation in the U.S. military-industrial complex (see: DARPA Hoodies, Soft-O-Meter softron research), Betabrand recently teamed up with Air Force engineers to develop the V-1 Stealth Bomber. Its secret? A fuselage sheathed in Vagisoft, a fabric so deliriously snuggable, it causes radar waves to curl up and go to sleep.
Our federal contract also stipulated that we outfit all V-1 flight crews with bomber hats as technologically advanced as their aircraft. Lucky for you, we reserved a limited number for civilian use.
New V-1 Bomber Hats are fashioned from horizontal corduroy for maximum aerodynamic efficiency during open cockpit flying. Inside, they feature aviator-grade softness: a satiny crown lining and Vagisoft-enriched bill, chin straps, and ear flaps.
No matter where your top-secret missions take you this winter, keep your noggin covered in womb-like warmth and softness with the V-1 Bomber Hat, available now in the Betabrand store.
New Vagisoft Blankets: Quantum-Level Coziness
After years of cutting-edge research involving baby-alpaca atoms, marshmallow DNA, and snuggaluffagus hide, Betabrand scientists have finally discovered a way to add even more softness to our Vagisoft Blankets: just make 'em longer.
We've added more than a foot of remarkable — nay, supernatural — vagisoftness to every blanket. They also sport a new satiny red binding that's sure to make any silkworm squirm with envy. Get yours today in brand-new black or brown, or go with an original tan or blue.
All Hail The Harka?
Meet Will Abbott, Betabrand fan and aspiring fashion visionary. Will came to us recently with an interesting new product idea he calls the Harka: a combination hoodie-parka made entirely of Vagisoft.
Should Betabrand start making Harkas? We'll let you decide. Read Will's Harka story and check out his design and photos in the Betabrand Product Think Tank. Then let the feedback flow. Colors? Features? Anything else you want to discuss? Will and Betabrand want to know.
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