Just in time for cold weather: cooler versions of common clothes.
Black Sheep Sweaters: Wear A Figure of Speech
Attention rebels, loners, and assorted misfits: Today, we release another batch of limited-edition wool sweaters for the black sheep in every family.
As their name suggests, Black Sheep Sweaters are made from 100% natural raw wool from actual black sheep; ours live on an organic farm in County Kerry, Ireland. (We leave all the world’s white sheep and their boring wool for other sweater makers.) Every year, our friend Andrew Eadie takes their wool back to his centuries-old mill in Kerry and spins it into lovely black yarn for our unique sweaters.
Lest you need further convincing of the Black Sheep Sweater's authenticity, click here to listen to an official endorsement from Mighty Orion, King of All Black Sheep. (A transcript can be found on the Black Sheep Sweater product page.)
As always, we made just a small batch of these sweaters, so order yours soon.
New Blue DARPA Hoodies: Sent From the Future
Underwhelmed by common, low-tech hoodies? Then suit up with a Betabrand DARPA Hoodie, the only garment we know of that was designed by a MacArthur genius grant recipient, with funding from the Defense Department. It's available now in brand-new Blue, along with our ever-popular Gray, Red, and Brown versions.
So what makes the DARPA Hoodie so special? Lots and lots of science: We start with organic cotton-hemp cloth and then fashion it into hoodie form using an algorithm originally conceived to build better armor — no joke! Each section of fabric is puzzled together to create optimal fit with minimal material. The result: a high-tech hoodie with a distinct look and feel. Rest assured, you'll be the apple of every android's eye.
Want to order a whole lotta hoodies for your company, club, or cult? We offer great group discounts on all DARPA Hoodies as well as our Disco Hoodie. Get them as-is, or add your very own custom patches. Click here for more info.
Wrath Meets Geisha: A Fresh Stash of Trouser Mash
We've just fully restocked supplies of Wrath Meets Geisha Pants, our trouser mash-up that takes the death-metal blackness of Wrath Pants and adds the graceful geisha-lined goodness of our old Khaki Cordarounds. Order a pair today, and know what the saying "blacker than a coal miner's armpits at midnight" really means.
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