See our newest horizontal-corduroy creation, score great savings with a pair of B-Glasses, and prepare for Thursday's incredible 'Gravy Mile'.
Introducing our latest invention: the new Khaki Cord Jacket, a Western corduroy coat that combines a classic jean-jacket cut with our famous horizontal-corduroy fabric. At last, arms and torsos can experience the aerodynamic Cordarounds sensation that legs have enjoyed for years!
Here are a few jacket tidbits:
- Railroad denim lining (100% cotton),
- Tough stitching,
- Copper-finished tack buttons,
- Adjustable waist tabs,
- Pockets aplenty, including an interior pocket that’s perfect for an iPhone, squirrel trombone, or your very favorite pine cone.
Beta Test Our B-Glasses for Fame and Fortune!
Fame: We've just added a great new feature to our Model Citizen app: B-Glasses. Now you can become a Betabrand supermodel even if you don't have any Betabrand clothing (yet). It's ridiculously easy to use: Just click the blue Model Citizen tab on the right side of any Betabrand.com page (or click here), upload your photo, and slap on a pair of virtual B-Glasses. You'll be an online fashion sensation in seconds!
Fortune: Once your photo is bespectacled with B-Glasses, share it with friends and get $15 off your next Betabrand order! If you already own a Betabrand product, even better: Upload a photo of you with any Betabrand item and snag $25 in savings!
Last Chance for Golden Disco Hoodies, Sam Pants, and Vanity Pants
Folks, you've got just two days to order any of our three new custom creations:
- The Reversible Golden Disco Hoodie: the coolest 24-carat clothing around.
- Sam Pants: a velveteen homage to the world's vainest man.
- Vanity Pants: trousers with your name, your face, and your unbelievable ego.
Warning: Don't Buy Harvester Products!
Until Thursday, that is. That's when Model Citizen and top competitive eater (#8 in the world!) Tim "Gravy" Brown will attempt to run a mile while ingesting a horrific amount of yet-to-be-announced foodstuffs — live on Betabrand.com. Why? To earn you a smorgasbord of discounts on our foodie-friendly apparel! The more Gravy eats, the more you'll save!
That's right: Gravy Brown intends to distend his stomach in the name of sartorial savings this Thursday around lunchtime. Don't let his odious food odyssey go for naught! You'll have the chance to score great limited-time discounts on everything in our organic Harvester Collection, plus our famous Gluttony Pants, barbecue-superhero Caperons, and Farmers Market Backpacks and Shoulder Bags.
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