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One year ago, an evil multinational corporation was born with ambitions to become the world's number-one (and only) clothier — as well as the leading provider of talking toilets, death rays, and genetically reanimated mastodons.
Thanks to you, we're already the 4,253rd largest clothing company on the planet. (Look out, Grímólfur's Hosiery of Reykjavík!) To show our gratitude, we're giving you 20% off all Betabrand inventions, including already reduced sale items, for the next 48 hours.
Click here to beat the crowds. Or first take a moment to enjoy our favorite memories from Betabrand's first year in business.
THE FIRST YEAR OF BETABRAND: A VIDEO RETROSPECTIVE
Performing Sky Chi in Karate Casuals
Kurt Issel, our most consistently airborne Model Citizen, wowed us last year with Ski Chi, his new freestyle, free-fall martial art. Of course, high-altitude modeling is nothing new for Mr. Issel. A New York Times story on Betabrand also featured his sky-diving Disco Pants debut.
Conan Talks Trousers
The Reversible Smoking Jacket
For the first time ever, the miraculous and potentially apocalyptic effects of the Reversible Smoking Jacket have been captured on film.
'Bridesmaids' Director Paul Feig Shows HIs Vagisoft Side
Only a freshly laundered bunny and her silkworm sidekick could have delivered a more convincing pitch for the Vagisoft Blanket.
The World's First Green Stuntman
Environmentally conscious daredevil Eco Knievel donned a pair of his signature Bike to Work Pants and proceeded to rewrite stunt history.
A Conflict of Comestibles
After exhaustive kindergarten focus-grouping, our marketing department determined that an epic food fight was the best way to promote our wares. We think your children will agree.
The Betabrand South Pacific Expedition
In the grand tradition of Ernest Shackleton and Thor Heyerdahl, our explorer-in-residence Bill Bowles recently set out on an exciting oceanic expedition. Per Chile's peculiar maritime laws, he had to do so in a pair of Disco Pants.
Taking a 'Bike' out of the Big Apple
Our talented two-wheeled fan Nate Bockley agreed to let us show his video so long as we didn't call it "Taking a 'Bike' out of the Big Apple." Watch as he deftly illuminates the streets of New York in his Bike to Work Pants.
Heroes of the Grill
Taking a break from their usual discourse on geopolitics and string theory, Regis and Kelly slipped into a couple of Caperons to talk barbecue.
A Star-Spangled Patriot Doubleheader
All this stylish superpyro needed was a pair of USA Pants and a tank of flammable gas to put Lady Liberty's torch to shame!
And behold our engineers' handiwork: quite possibly the world's finest robotic Stephen Colbert mannequin!
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