In today's newsletter: Will our graceful geishas turn to the Dark Side? Also, we hold a national flannel referendum and crown a new fashion superstar.
Recently, our scientists decided to explore the fabric of space-time with a bold fashion experiment. They placed pairs of Wrath Pants and Khaki Cordarounds into the Betabrand atom smasher, where they were hurled together at the speed of light. Lucky for all of us, their little experiment didn’t annihilate the universe. Quite the contrary: It produced a great-looking pair of pants that we call Wrath Meets Geisha!
Yes, we’ve combined two of our most popular pants to create the first Betabrand Mash-Up of the fall season. On the outside, these cotton-canvas trousers are pure, black-hearted wrath: blacker than a coal miner’s armpits at midnight, blacker than Finnish death metal, blacker than a squid-ink slushie. Suffice it to say, they're very, very black.
But look closer and you’ll see that they have a softer, gentler side. Each pair is lined with a nocturnal version of the soothing geisha-print cloth that graces our venerable Khaki and Brown Cordarounds.
We’re only offering these special-edition Mash-Up Pants for a limited time. Atom smashers are really expensive to operate, you know. Plus, we’ve pretty much exhausted the world’s supply of geisha cloth. (Got other mash-up ideas? Let us know in the Mash-Up Pants Think Tank.)
You'll also find a fresh supply of original Wrath Pants; instead of geishas peeking out of the pockets, there's a rather irate machine-gun-toting Jesus. What's His beef? We're still scared to ask.
Free Wrath T-Shirt!
Today only, order a pair of Mash-Ups, original Wrath Pants, Khaki Cordarounds, or Brown Cordarounds and get a free Wrath T-shirt, which features a pan-religious posse of heavily armed deities. Now you can let everyone know just how much they’ve angered the gods.
Time to Crown a New Prince(ss) of Plaid
We recently asked the COLOURlovers community to help us design a new plaid flannel shirt for the fall. We received more than 5,000 submissions, which we whittled down to nine finalists. Now we need your help to pick a winner. Click here to vote for your favorite design. (Voting ends this Monday at noon Pacific.)
Need some incentive to cast your ballot? Five lucky voters will receive a free Cornucopia Shoulder Bag.
Model Citizen Command Center
Congratulations to Model Citizen extraordinaire Rachel Roth! Because we featured her submission this week, Rachel wins a Cornucopia Shoulder Bag and a Wrath T-Shirt!
Want to enjoy supermodel status and get free stuff like Rachel? Then send us funny photos or videos that show you wearing some of our clothes. We'll feature a new Model Citizen every week.
Photo submitters should use our handy-dandy Model Citizen app. Just click the green Model Citizen tab on the right side of any Betabrand.com page (or just click here) and then upload your photo. Watch as you instantly transform into a Betabrand fashion sensation!
We also heartily salute this week's Model Citizen runners-up.
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