A New Cornucopia Creation: The Farmers Market Shoulder Bag

 

Keywords: shoulder bags, braised moose head, watermelon drop test, Disco Hoodie pre-order, 2 Cats 1 Man.

Shoulder Bags

 

A trip to the market sometimes calls for a bag of hearty dimensions. Who knows when you’ll find yourself shopping for corn by the bushel, arming yourself for a weekend of tomato fights, or gathering ingredients for mom’s famous braised moose head?

When your shopping list is lengthy or includes some big honkin’ items, may we suggest our new Cornucopia Farmers Market Shoulder Bag, available in red, blue, and yellow. This handsome super-satchel is a more casual version of its Cornucopia cousin, the Farmers Market Backpack, which was designed for browsing the aisles at Everest Base Camp and other epic shopping expeditions.

 

Yellow Shoulder Bag

Red Shoulder Bag

 

The Farmers Market Shoulder Bag is made of sturdy cotton canvas and features a chasm-like center compartment with a hidden cash pocket. It also comes with a trio of outer pockets so you can easily separate your foodstuffs — or whatever stuff you happen to be hauling. A thick strap fits comfortably over one shoulder or across your chest, letting the bag hang at an ideal height for shopping or general sack-filling activities. Or use the handy tote handles instead.

 

Blue Shoulder Bag

Yellow Shoulder Bag

Blue Shoulder Bag

 

While we did most of our Shoulder Bag field testing in San Francisco's notoriously rough-and-tumble farmers markets, our researchers found that it also works great as, among other things, a picnic bag, beach bag, cat-burglar loot bag, and high-velocity watermelon receptacle, as this important video demonstrates.

 

Shoulder Bag Watermelon Test

 

Farmers Market Shoulder Bags are available now for a limited time — only in the Betabrand store.

 

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The Great Disco Hoodie Pre-orderama!

Tomorrow morning, we start making our first batch of hugely anticipated Reversible Disco Hoodies. So many people have signed up for hoodie alerts, we're actually a little worried that we won't make enough for everyone who wants one. So, if you really, really want to make sure you get a hoodie in your size, click here to pre-order.

Want a hoodie but don't want to pre-order? No problem. Sign up for a Disco Hoodie Alert and we'll let you know when they go on sale in August.

 

Disco Hoodie

 

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Become a Distinguished Fellow at the Betabrand Think Tank

Ready to put on a lab coat and join our fashion scientists in the Betabrand Think Tank? This is our home for prototype products like Bike to Work Britches, the Blue-Blooded Work Shirt, and the Disco Hoodie.

 

BTW Britches

 

Because Think Tank products are still in batting-around-ideas phase, you're welcome to join the discussion. It's a fairly open forum, so we want to hear your brilliant and not-so-brilliant opinions on product details, promotional stunts, photo shoots, names — nearly anything product-related you can think of. Or you can just sign up to be alerted when the final version of Think Tank product are ready to go.

Seems like a fun thing to do, so let's see how it goes.

 

Blue-Blooded Work Shirt

 

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Model Citizen Weekly Wall of Honor

Another week, another round of fantastic Model Citizen photos. Check them out below.

Remember, it takes just a few seconds to to transform yourself into an online fashion superstar. Click the green Model Citizen tab on the right side of any Betabrand.com page (or just click here) and then upload your photo. In seconds, you'll have a link you can share with friends, family, and anyone who ever called you "big shot" sarcastically.

 

SOBsBlack Cordarounds

Cornucopia BagSeersucker Hoodie

Seersucker PantsCaperon

Moary-Go-RoundsCorduroy Shorts

 

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