We've Relaxed Our Standards
We mean that in a good way, of course. Our new, special-edition Leisurerounds might just be the most comfortable cords we've ever made. See, our designers have discovered a lightweight corduroy fabric that's also endowed with a truly remarkable softness — so buttery soft, you'd swear we made these trousers in a churn.
When you put on a pair, life slows down to a more leisurely pace, no matter what you're doing: like enjoying cocktails with friends. or running from angry bulls, or trying to figure out the serial killer's next victim.
Like all Cordarounds, they're made with corduroy that goes sideways instead of up and down. That means a lower drag coefficient for easier ambling and strolling, plus a 99.5% reduction in corduroy swish-swishing.
And unlike conventional corduroy trousers, which produce friction that can heat your crotch to uncomfortable, even dangerous levels, Leisurerounds' horizontal corduroy wales mesh evenly, lowering the average wearer’s crotch heat index (Chi) reading by up to 22%. (See diagram at right.)
Leisurerounds: unscientifically proven to treat restless leg syndrome.
After all, who can relax with an ever-present threat of spontaneous crotch combustion?
We made only a small batch of Porch Rocker Leisurerounds, so they won't stick around for long. Order yours today!