Headgear for the Softness Squadron
As part of our ongoing participation in the U.S. military-industrial complex (see: Darpa hoodies, softron research), Betabrand recently teamed up with Air Force engineers to develop the V-1 Stealth Bomber. Its secret? A fuselage sheathed in Vagisoft, a fabric so deliriously snuggable, it causes radar waves curl up and go to sleep.
Our federal contract also stipulated that we outfit all V-1 flight crews with aviator hats as technologically advanced as their aircraft. Lucky for you, we reserved a limited number for civilian use.
New V-1 Aviator Hats are fashioned from horizontal corduroy for maximum aerodynamic efficiency during open cockpit flying. Inside, they feature aviator-grade softness: a satiny crown lining and Vagisoft-enriched bill, chin straps, and ear flaps.
No matter where your top-secret missions take you this winter, keep your noggin covered in womb-like warmth and softness with the V-1 Aviator Hat, available now in the Betabrand store.
New V-1 Aviator Hats feature a lining of Vagisoft and space-age satin for aviator-grade softness.