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Super Soft Fleece Blanket

So Soft, We Couldn’t Name It Anything Else

Why is this blanket so soft? Because it's made from 100% pure Vagisoft. And just how soft is Vagisoft? Let us explain:

Once upon a time, the world of tactile technology was satisfied with “soft as a baby’s bottom” as the measure of absolute softness. Anyone who dared name something “softer than” the aforementioned infant’s posterior was suggesting a theoretical world of softness that existed beyond the understanding of mortal man.

Then Betabrand researchers invented the Tactile Soft-O-Meter®, a device that can detect and compare the density of softrons, the subatomic units of softness. Using this newfound knowledge, they were able to create a blanket so ineffably comfy, test subjects had to be unwrapped from it with the Jaws of Life!

The Tactile Soft-O-Meter® is a device that can detect and compare the density of softrons, the subatomic units of softness.

But, to the chagrin of our marketing department, the Soft-O-Meter also indicated that the blanket's unique fabric measured “Vagisoft" within a standard deviation of one softron. Vagisoft? Well, far be it from us to question science. If the Soft-O-meter says it, so be it!

Vital Statistics

  • Dimensions: a spacious 56" x 56".
  • 100% machine-washable.
  • Faux suede on one side, Vagisoft (a synthetic fleece) on the other.
Vagisoft Soft-O-Meter

Questions? If there's anything else you want to know about this product, please contact us.

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