USA Pants
$90
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The Facts
Star Spangled Canvas with
Rockets’ Red Glare Liner
HOW DO THEY FIT?
USA Pants are straight-legged and fit true to size.
WHAT IF MY INSEAM IS 30″ OR 34″?
We’re a small business, so we offer only a couple of lengths right now. Fortunately, any tailor can hem our pants to a great fit.
HOW DO I CARE FOR THEM?
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. (They're pre-washed.)
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VITAL STATISTICS
- Fabric: 100% cotton.
- Made in the USA, of course.
Preposterously Patriotic
Whether you're planning to enjoy an Independence Day parade or represent America in the next Olympic Pantathalon, rest assured that when you put on a pair of USA Pants, you instantly become the most preposterously patriotic person around.
With star-spangled legs and red striped pockets, they’re Old Glory in trouser form. In fact, our designers swear these pants were lovingly hand-stitched by the spectral fingers of Betsy Ross’s ghost!
Here are some more of their unrivaled features:
- Tested for Nazi- and Commie-fighting durability by Captain America.
- Approved for Knievel-esque jumps over 4th of July BBQs.
- Design endorsed by Swiftwing, King of All Bald Eagles.
- Makes flatulence smell like mom’s apple pie.
- Must be worn at half mast on Memorial Day.
Limited-edition USA Pants are made in America — San Francisco, to be exact — and available only at Betabrand.com.
