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The Impossibly Relaxing Shirt
Presenting our latest fusion of fashion and science: an ultra-comfy seersucker shirt engineered with unparalleled powers of relaxation. How relaxing? Why, it can mellow the most remorseless cattle rustler in seconds— guaranteed! (We invite you to prove us wrong.)
Contrary to rumor, we didn’t retro-engineer technology found in a wrecked flying saucer from the planet Xanax. Nor did we manage to grow a new strain of "kind cotton" infused with cannabis DNA.
The simple truth is that we started with the softest, lightest seersucker around. Then we employed a team of master Yogic seamstresses to weave a sense of cosmic
peacefulness into every shirt, while humpback whale song and soft saxophone solos played continuously in the background.
Each garment was treated to a soothing bath in our proprietary blend of sloth sweat, opium, and chamomile tea.
Finally, each garment was treated to a deep-tissue massage, followed by a soothing bath in our proprietary blend of sloth sweat, opium, and chamomile tea.
Now that's one chilled-out shirt. (Roll over the Design Specs button for more product details.)
The Facts
Khaki Seersucker Shirt with Yellow Liner
HOW DOES IT FIT?
This shirt is made to be super comfy — not too tailored, not too baggy.
HOW IS IT SIZED?
Please consult the handy sizing guide below.
HOW DO I CARE FOR IT?
This shirt is not pre-washed! Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
- VITAL STATISTICS
- Fabric: 100% cotton seersucker.
- Yellow-bandana cotton liner.
- Pearl snaps.
- Brown piping.
