Praise science and the incredible times we live in!
Betabrand has now fabricated seersucker that goes sideways instead of up-and-down. The result: quite possibly the coolest warm-weather pants ever invented! The secret is our patented ThermoSucka cooling technology.
As any reputable professor of thermodynamics will tell you, the puckered grooves of traditional seersucker trousers can whisk radiant heat groin-ward to form an uncomfortable — often incendiary — column of superheated air. Thank goodness our fashion engineers designed horizontal seersucker fabric that deflects this invisible menace, keeping nether regions around the world safe from spontaneous crotch combustion this spring and summer. Whew!
Please consult the handy diagram at right for a fuller explanation of this phenomenon. (Thanks to NASA and the Swedish Academy of Science for their invaluable assistance.) See Design Specs for more details.
Like all our SuckerLab inventions, these pants won't stick around for long. We made just a limited batch, so order yours today.
Gray Gingham Seersucker Pants with Mustard-Mania Liner
HOW DO THEY FIT?
Our seersucker pants fit straight-legged and true to size.
WHAT IF MY INSEAM IS 30″ OR 34″?
We’re a small business, so we offer only a couple of lengths right now. Fortunately, any tailor can hem our pants to a great fit.
HOW DO I CARE FOR THEM?
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.