Cordarounds Pants Science

At long last, an aerodynamic corduroy pant.  Praise technology and the remarkable times we live in!

Through sheer scientific marvel, Lindland Labs have fabricated a corduroy that wears sideways, cheating the wind and lowering drag coefficient by an amazing 16.24% Finally, cords that can keep up with our fast-paced lives — even accelerate them.

But that’s not all… Don’t you hate it when vertical cord friction heats your crotch to uncomfortable, even dangerous levels? Problem solved.  Lindland’s Cordarounds mesh evenly, lowering the crotch heat index by up to 22% With such advances in technology, fashion really is an afterthought.

Are Cordarounds cooler than the common cords?  But of course.  We have the data to prove it.