Wine Pants
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The Facts
Red Organic Cotton Pants
HOW DO THEY FIT?
Our straight-leg Sons of Winos fit true to size.
WHAT IF MY INSEAM IS 30″ OR 34″?
We’re a small business, so we offer only a couple of lengths right now. Fortunately, any tailor can hem our pants to a great fit.
HOW DO I CARE FOR THEM?
Machine wash cold, tumble dry on low.
Sons of Winos Pants
For years, Bay Area wine connoisseurs have relied on Betabrand to help them properly pair shirts, pants, and jackets with their favorite vintage. And while we’ve relished our role as the sartorial sommelier of San Francisco, we recently decided to take our passion for garb and grape to the next level.
Introducing Sons of Winos Pants, our newest mash-up creation. We mixed the fit and super-sturdy design of our Sons of Britches Jeans with Harvester cotton canvas and the juice of the vagrant varietal grape. The result: comfy yet back-alley-tough trousers with the ruddy hue of the Tenderloin’s freshest jug wine.
Sons of Winos are perfect for hobo jamborees, romantic boxcar getaways, or just reading by the light of a burning trash barrel. Here are a few additional facts:
- Aged 2-3 hours in plastic drums that once held medical waste; also made with fermented apples and socks.
- Pairs wonderfully with anything batter-fried, or just plain batter.
- Delivered in a reusable brown paper bag.
- Washing unnecessary; color becomes richer with every spill of wine or blood.
- Intoxicating to the eyes and, by osmosis, the legs.
These comfy yet back-alley-tough trousers have the ruddy hue of the Tenderloin’s freshest jug wine.
- Tempting as it may be, try not to guzzle.
Don’t bother looking for Sons of Winos in the refrigerated aisle of your local convenience store; they’re available only on our site.
