Seven Sins #5: Sloth
Ah, the sloth: the most relaxed member of the animal kingdom. For the 5th edition of our seven-part tribute to the Deadly Sins, we teamed up with famed San Francisco muralist Sirron Norris to design trousers especially for sloths.
Couch enthusiasts will also delight in the handy remote-control pocket, which can just
as easily accommodate several candy bars or leftover pizza crusts.
These super-comfy drawstring pants are cut from our Karate Casual pattern and feature Sirron’s
depiction of the world’s most slothful sloth — a creature that has reached a purely theoretical level of laziness. Couch enthusiasts will also delight in the handy remote-control pocket, which can just as easily accommodate several candy bars or leftover pizza crusts.
Do you need a pair of sloth pants? If you answer “yes” to any of the following questions, then you absolutely do.
- Do you use your belly button as an ashtray?
- Do you think the five-second rule also applies to spilled beverages?
- Have you ever slept between the warm and inviting folds of a meat-lover’s pizza?
- Was your last orgasm the result of a Frito Lay?
- Is there a TV program you won’t watch a marathon of?
- Is your microwave also your nightstand?
- Is your favorite drink the sloe-gin tonic?
- Do you dream about napping?
- Have you ever been caught in the lava flow of an erupting molasses volcano?
