Unbutton The Passion!
That’s right. Time for you to take your shirt-wearing experience to the next level.
Introducing our newest two-sleeved triumph: the Slate Gray Henley. It’s a classic, henley-style shirt, as the name and accompanying graphic suggest.
It features a quartet of preternaturally round buttons and a chest pocket that can hold a variety of small, fairly slender objects. Pure rock n’ roll.
The Henley is lightweight and super-comfortable, more so than any garment ever conceived by mortal man. Or otherwise.
And sweet mother of Kronos, is this shirt ever soft. How soft? Nearly Vagisoft-soft.
Here's more scintillating Henley information (click the Fit button for the boring stuff):
- Made from a 100% non-radioactive fabric blend.
- Features two visually arresting sleeves, plus bonus neck portal.
- Great to wear by itself or beneath a cumbersome, suffocating animal costume.
- If Don Henley sees anyone wearing a Henley, he's contractually obligated to buy him/her a chimichanga.
- Won't pinch nipples like chain mail.
Show your torso how much you really care. Order a limited-edition Henley today.
The Facts
Slate Gray Henley Shirt
HOW DOES IT FIT?
The Henley is cut like a fitted T-shirt, so it's not baggy — but not skin-tight.
HOW IS IT SIZED?
Choose your size like you're ordering a regular ol' T-shirt. If you like a looser fit, order a size up.
HOW DO I CARE FOR IT?
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
- VITAL STATISTICS
- Made from a poly-rayon blend (with Japanese herringbone contrast fabric).
- Heat-transfer label in back = no itchy neck!
