Since time immemorial, the hair of the Sasquatch has been prized by clothing manufacturers for its color, texture, and unique earthy aroma. But this shy creature's reclusive nature — and occasional propensity for sudden and terrible acts of violence — has made genuine Sasquatch-wool garments nearly impossible to find. Until now!

Introducing our new, limited-edition Sasquatch Sweater. Each beautiful garment is knitted from 100% pure Bigfoot fur, shorn from our free-range herd in the Cascade Mountains.

Know that our Sasquatch are lovingly raised on an all-organic diet of berries, roots, and fresh salmon, giving their fur a robust character that's been compared favorably to the finest black-sheep wool.

The Facts

Genuine Sasquatch-Wool Sweater

HOW DOES IT FIT?
Comfortably — loose enough to move around in, but not baggy. Choose your size like you're shopping for a T-shirt. If you're between sizes, choose the smaller one.

HOW DO I CARE FOR IT?
Like any garment made from raw wool, the Sasquatch Sweater is dry clean only. To give it an authentic "wild" look, rub occasionally with berries, dirt, and bear scat.

VITAL STATISTICS

• Fabric: 100% pure Sasquatch.
• Each sweater thoroughly deloused.
• Made in California.
• Exactly like our Black Sheep Sweater.