The Pinot Shirt
For years, Bay Area wine connoisseurs have relied on Betabrand to help them properly pair shirts, pants, and jackets with their favorite vintage. And while we’ve relished our role as the sartorial sommelier of San Francisco, we recently decided to take our passion for garb and grape to the next level.
Introducing the Pinot Shirt, the latest addition to Betabrand’s Harvester Collection. We took 100% organic cotton poplin and dyed it the rich color of Napa’s finest Pinot noir grapes. The result: a comfy, casual button-down shirt, ideal for wine enthusiasts on weekend vineyard adventures.
Rest assured, the Pinot Shirt has been engineered to perform under the toughest tasting schedule. Some other vital information:
- Before wearing, consider slathering your chest in savory Brie.
- Guaranteed to make you popular with all the Beaujoladies.
Don’t get offended when strangers ask to sniff your cork.
- Will earn you a holy high-five from Dionysus.
- Because of its rich grape color, you might get trampled by barefoot peasants.
- Don’t get offended when strangers ask to sniff your cork.
- If it stains your teeth, you’re wearing it the wrong way.
- Does not contain sulfites.
Don’t bother looking for the Pinot Shirt at your local wine store; it’s available only on our site.
