The Facts
Cemetery-Gray Cotton Canvas Pants
HOW DO THEY FIT?
Straight-legged and true to size. If they're snug at first, don’t give up — they'll loosen up to fit.
WHAT IF MY INSEAM IS 30″ OR 34″?
We’re a small business, so we offer only a couple of lengths right now. Fortunately, any tailor can hem these pants to a great fit.
HOW DO I CARE FOR THEM?
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
Pants For All Your Nine Lives
Attention, death-defying stuntmen: Don't you want to wear something more than jeans and a grim, gap-toothed smile once in a while?
That’s why we made limited-edition Gravestone Sons of Britches, elegant trousers that sport the same fit, finishes, and remarkable pain threshold as our daredevil-approved Sons of Britches Jeans. The only difference: Instead of industrial-strength raw denim soaked in a proprietary brew of ghost peppers, rocket fuel, and Yeti adrenal juice, we used super-comfy cotton canvas.
But don't let their good looks fool you: Gravestone Britches are designed for any rough-and-tumble SOB who flies by the seat of his pants — literally, and often into things like concrete walls and piranha-filled hot tubs.
In fact, their color was inspired by the perils of the stuntman lifestyle. We picked a rugged gray (with bloody-stitches stitching) because it reminds us of
the all-too-inevitable tomb marker, as well as:
- Funny-car exhaust,
- Gray matter (splattered on the ground after a jet-pack mishap),
- Hammerhead-shark hide,
Gravestone Britches: made for death-cheatin', record-beatin' stuntmen.
- Human-cannonball cannons,
- Cremains (possibly mixed with TNT residue).
Like most stuntmen, our supply of Gravestone Britches isn't too long for this world. We made just a small batch, so order your pair today!
