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Navy Seersucker Shorts

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Make, Care, & Fit

How do they fit?

Our seersucker shorts fit true to size and fall just above the knee.

How are they sized?

Just like standard men's shorts.

How do I care for them?

Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. (They're pre-washed.)

Vital Statistics

  • Signature side-flash and evil-eye rear pockets, plus a back comb pocket.
  • Fabric: 100% cotton seersucker, 100% cotton liner, cotton/poly (35/65) pocketing.
  • Soapstone button on the outside, faux-horn buttons inside.
  • Made in San Francisco.

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Shipping Rates & Delivery Times

Domestic

  • Type Cost Estimated Delivery Time
  • Standard Shipping $6.95 5-7 business days
  • 3-Day Shipping $16.95 3 business days
  • Next-Day Shipping $26.95 1 business day
  • Crowdfunded Products (ship separately from in-stock products) FREE Standard Shipping 5-7 business days

International

  • Type Cost Estimated Delivery Time
  • Standard Int'l Mail $25* 5-21 business days
  • Expedited Worldwide $40 and up*† 2-5 business days
  • Crowdfunded Products (ship separately from in-stock products) $25* 5-21 business days

*does not include customs/duties
†varies based on location and package weight

Local Pick Up

  • Type Cost Estimated Delivery Time
  • In-Store Pick Up 780 Valencia St. — San Francisco FREE Ready within 72 hours (in-stock products) We'll email you when your order is ready.

AFO/FPO

  • Type Cost Estimated Delivery Time
  • FREE Shipping FREE 5-21 business days (depending on location)
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Navy Seersucker Shorts With Japanese Paisley Liner

It Feels Good To Be Suckered

Praise science and the incredible times we live in!

Betabrand has now fabricated seersucker that goes sideways instead of up-and-down. The result: quite possibly the coolest shorts ever invented! The secret is our patented ThermoSucka cooling technology.

See, not all seersucker is created equal. As any reputable professor of thermodynamics will tell you, the vertical grooves of traditional seersucker shorts can form an uncomfortable, often incendiary, column of superheated air that gets whisked toward the gonad zone at hypersonic speed. Thank goodness our fashion engineers designed horizontal seersucker that deflects this invisible menace — safeguarding you from spontaneous crotch combustion. Whew!

Please consult the handy diagram at right for a fuller explanation of this phenomenon. (Thanks to Nasa and the Swedish Academy of Science for their invaluable assistance.)

Spontaneous crotch combustion? No thank you!

And for more product details, just roll over the Design Specs button.

Like all our SuckerLab inventions, these shorts won't stick around for long. We made just a limited batch, so order yours today.

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Questions? If there's anything else you want to know about this product, please contact us.