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Make, Care, & Fit

How does it fit?

This shirt is made to be super comfy — not too tailored, not too baggy.

How is it sized?

Please consult the handy sizing guide.

How do I care for it?

This shirt is not pre-washed! Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.

Vital Statistics

  • Fabric: 100% cotton seersucker.
  • White-bandana cotton liner.
  • Pearl snaps.
  • White piping.

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Shipping Rates & Delivery Times

Domestic

  • Type Cost Estimated Delivery Time
  • Standard Shipping $6.95 5-7 business days
  • 3-Day Shipping $16.95 3 business days
  • Next-Day Shipping $26.95 1 business day
  • Crowdfunded Products (ship separately from in-stock products) FREE Standard Shipping 5-7 business days

International

  • Type Cost Estimated Delivery Time
  • Standard Int'l Mail $25* 5-21 business days
  • Expedited Worldwide $40 and up*† 2-5 business days
  • Crowdfunded Products (ship separately from in-stock products) $25* 5-21 business days

*does not include customs/duties
†varies based on location and package weight

Local Pick Up

  • Type Cost Estimated Delivery Time
  • In-Store Pick Up 780 Valencia St. — San Francisco FREE Ready within 72 hours (in-stock products) We'll email you when your order is ready.

AFO/FPO

  • Type Cost Estimated Delivery Time
  • FREE Shipping FREE 5-21 business days (depending on location)
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Navy Seersucker Shirt With White Liner

The Impossibly Relaxing Shirt

Presenting our latest fusion of fashion and science: an ultra-comfy seersucker shirt engineered with unparalleled powers of relaxation. How relaxing? Why, it can mellow the most remorseless cattle rustler in seconds— guaranteed! (We invite you to prove us wrong.)

Contrary to rumor, we didn’t retro-engineer technology found in a wrecked flying saucer from the planet Xanax. Nor did we manage to grow a new strain of "kind cotton" infused with cannabis Dna.

The simple truth is that we started with the softest, lightest seersucker around. Then we employed a team of master Yogic seamstresses to weave a sense of cosmic

peacefulness into every shirt, while humpback whale song and soft saxophone solos played continuously in the background.

Each garment was treated to a soothing bath in our proprietary blend of sloth sweat, opium, and chamomile tea.

Finally, each garment was treated to a deep-tissue massage, followed by a soothing bath in our proprietary blend of sloth sweat, opium, and chamomile tea.

Now that's one chilled-out shirt. (Roll over the Design Specs button for more product details.)

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