Get ready, gentlemen: The season of Christmas-sweater parties is about to begin. And while Betabrand applauds the notion of supremely hideous sweaters, we think it’s only appropriate to delight your fellow partygoers with a truly awful ensemble. Hence, our limited-edition Nausea Pants!

Oh no, silly Mrs. Claus used rotten cream in her eggnog, and now everyone at the North Pole is as sick as can be! Santa’s puking presents! Rudolph’s retching candy canes! The floor of Santa’s workshop is a steaming fetid mess!

Lucky for you, we were able to recreate this scene with a pair of lovingly illustrated pants. We hope you’ll agree that these are some of the most ho-ho-horrendous Christmas pants you’ve ever seen.

The Facts

HOW DO THEY FIT?
Straight legged, relaxed fit. Not baggy. These pants tend to run large, so if you don't know your exact waist size, be conservative. Between sizes? Order a size down.

WHAT IF MY INSEAM IS 30″ OR 34″?
We’re a small business, so we offer only a couple of lengths right now. Fortunately, any tailor can hem our pants to a great fit.

HOW DO I CARE FOR THEM?
They’re prewashed. Machine wash cold, tumble dry on low.