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  • Jared standing by a pole modeling the lovely wrapping paper quality of the World's Most Nauseating Holiday Pants by Betabrand. Also featured: Ugly Christmas sweater.
  • Ugly xmas sweater plus the World's Most Nauseating Holiday Pants by Betabrand.
  • Jared doing a Christmas jig in the World's Most Nauseating Holiday Pants by Betabrand.
  • Jared standing by a pole modeling the lovely wrapping paper quality of the World's Most Nauseating Holiday Pants by Betabrand. Also featured: Ugly Christmas sweater.
  • Ugly xmas sweater plus the World's Most Nauseating Holiday Pants by Betabrand.
  • Jared doing a Christmas jig in the World's Most Nauseating Holiday Pants by Betabrand.

Nauseating Holiday Pants

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Make, Care, & Fit

How do they fit?

These pants have a straight legged, relaxed fit. They're not baggy, but they tend to run a bit large, so if you don't know your exact waist size, be conservative. If you're between sizes, we recommend ordering a size down.

What if my inseam is 30″ or 34″?

We’re a small business, so we offer only a couple of lengths right now. Fortunately, any tailor can hem our pants to a great length.

How do I care for them?

Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. (They're pre-washed.)

Vital Statistics

  • Fabric: 100% stomach-churning canvas.
  • Waist & pockets feature candy-cane cotton liner.
  • Silver snowflake button.

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Shipping Rates & Delivery Times

Domestic

  • Type Cost Estimated Delivery Time
  • Standard Shipping $6.95 5-7 business days
  • 3-Day Shipping $16.95 3 business days
  • Next-Day Shipping $26.95 1 business day
  • Crowdfunded Products (ship separately from in-stock products) FREE Standard Shipping 5-7 business days

International

  • Type Cost Estimated Delivery Time
  • Standard Int'l Mail $25* 5-21 business days
  • Expedited Worldwide $40 and up*† 2-5 business days
  • Crowdfunded Products (ship separately from in-stock products) $25* 5-21 business days

*does not include customs/duties
†varies based on location and package weight

Local Pick Up

  • Type Cost Estimated Delivery Time
  • In-Store Pick Up 780 Valencia St. — San Francisco FREE Ready within 72 hours (in-stock products) We'll email you when your order is ready.

AFO/FPO

  • Type Cost Estimated Delivery Time
  • FREE Shipping FREE 5-21 business days (depending on location)
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Men's Christmas Red Pants With Green Liner

Ho-Ho-Horrible!

Christmas-sweater-party season is almost upon us! And while Betabrand applauds the notion of wearing that supremely hideous macrame turtleneck knit by your Aunt Gertrude, we think it’s only appropriate to delight your fellow partygoers with a truly awful ensemble. Hence, our limited-edition Nauseating Holiday Pants!

Oh no, silly Mrs. Claus used rotten cream in her eggnog, and now everyone at the North Pole is as sick as can be! Santa’s puking presents! Rudolph’s retching candy canes! The floor of Santa’s workshop is a steaming fetid mess!

Lucky for you, we were able to lovingly recreate this scene on a pair of trousers. We hope you’ll agree that this is some of the most ho-ho-horrendous holiday apparel you’ve ever seen.

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