Nauseating Holiday Apron
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The Facts
Retch-Inducing Red Apron with Yuletide Straps
HOW DOES IT FIT?
One size fits most.
HOW DO I CARE FOR IT?
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. (Note: This apron is not pre-washed, so it will shrink
just a bit in length after first wash/dry.
- VITAL STATISTICS
- Fabric: 100% stomach-churning cotton
- Two big front pockets.
- Made in San Francisco.
Ho-Ho-Horrible!
Ladies and gentlemen: Holiday-party season is upon us. Time for endless baking, entertaining, and forced merriment. Time to also show friends and family how you feel about all that. That's why we've created the Nauseating Holiday Apron, inspired by our famously terrible Nauseating Holiday Pants.
Oh no, silly Mrs. Claus used rotten cream in her eggnog, and now everyone at the North Pole is as sick as can be! Santa’s puking presents! Rudolph’s retching candy canes! The floor of Santa’s workshop is a steaming fetid mess!
Lucky for you, we were able to lovingly recreate this vile scene on an apron. We hope you’ll agree that it's simply ho-ho-horrendous.
