Like A Hug From King Midas
With another batch of silvery Reversible Disco Hoodies in the works, we thought we’d whip up a little metallurgical magic and offer a custom version in shimmering gold. (Our divers recently discovered a sunken Spanish galleon in San Francisco Bay, so now we’re flush with doubloons and other golden goodies we can melt into hoodie form.)
Like the rest of our DiscoLab collection, the Gold Disco Hoodie is guaranteed to help you make a nuclear-fueled spectacle of yourself, no matter where you wear it.
Because so many people have asked about this wondrous new garment that shines like the finest disco ball, we’ve assembled the following helpful Q&A.
Q: Was the Disco Hoodie created from retro-engineered alien technology? No, that’s preposterous!
Q: Was the Disco Hoodie worn by the sun god Apollo as he traveled to and from Mount Olympus on lusty missions of mortal courtship? Possibly.
Q: If I wear this super-shiny hoodie on a warm day, will I melt my brain? While the Disco Hoodie will blow everyone else’s mind, rest assured that yours will remain cool and comfortable.
Q: When, if ever, should I reverse the Disco Hoodie? Should you find yourself pursued by a flock of curious ostriches, a mob of adoring fans, or a Swat team, simply flip your hoodie into black-ops stealth mode and slip away into the night.
Q: Do I have to become an astronaut or a Cirque du Soleil ringmaster to get one? Until today, the answer was yes. Fortunately, now all you have to do is use your credit card.