A Feast Fit For A Foot
It's no secret that our friend Chef Chris Cosentino loves tasty, salted pig parts. Also, he's been known to wear socks. While looking at some salami tubes one day, he had a revelation: "Tube socks. Salami comes in a tube. Why not salami socks?" After considering various types of salumi (cured meats), he decided that mortadella, sopressata, and prosciutto would look the best wrapped around a pair of feet.
Now we're proud to offer these mouth-watering designs in a Three-Pack Sampler, just like the salumi sampler Chef Cosentino offers at his San Francisco meat emporium, Boccalone. These socks are made from a cotton-poly blend and fit men's sizes 8-12 US. (Our BetaTesters found that they also fit women's size 6 and up.)
In addition, Meat Feet socks are insured! Read on to learn more.
Betabrand Sock Insurance
Every year, millions of innocent socks go missing — never to be heard from again. Statistically speaking, one of those socks was probably yours.
Maybe it disappeared into the space-time vortex inside your washing machine. Or it was pulled off your foot by an angry dog. Or you left it behind as an apoplectic man chased you from your hiding place in his wife's closet.
Betabrand never wants you to feel this heartbreaking loss again. That's why we created Sock Insurance. It's not only fun and easy, it's perhaps the most important sock-related decision you'll ever make.
Want to learn more? Here's how this revolutionary insurance policy works:
Should you lose one of your socks, simply submit a claim by email , including a brief explanation of how you lost your sock and a sad photo of you holding your lone remaining sock. Subject line should read "Help, I Lost A Sock!"
Once our team of adjusters approves your claim, we'll mail you a replacement sock pronto.
A Few Important Things To Remember: - Sock Insurance is valid up to one year after purchase. - We will replace up to two single socks per pair.