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Butcher Briefs Two-Pack
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Crowdfunding

Successfully Funded on Jan 05, 2014

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Domestic

  • Type Cost Estimated Delivery Time
  • Standard Shipping $6.95 5-7 business days
  • 3-Day Shipping $16.95 3 business days
  • Next-Day Shipping $26.95 1 business day
  • Crowdfunded Products (ship separately from in-stock products) FREE Standard Shipping 5-7 business days

International

  • Type Cost Estimated Delivery Time
  • Standard Int'l Mail $25* 5-21 business days
  • Expedited Worldwide $40 and up*† 2-5 business days
  • Crowdfunded Products (ship separately from in-stock products) $25* 5-21 business days

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  • In-Store Pick Up 780 Valencia St. — San Francisco FREE Ready within 72 hours (in-stock products) We'll email you when your order is ready.

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  • FREE Shipping FREE 5-21 business days (depending on location)
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Men's Cotton Boxer Briefs Shorts

Fresh off the success of his Chef Jeans and Meat Feet, Chef Chris Cosentino now presents his latest kitchen-inspired garment:

Women, rejoice! Butcher Briefs make it perfectly fine to treat the men in your lives as pieces of meat. Dashed cut lines and numbered sections fall randomly across each pair. I imagine that this will occasionally result in funny effects in certain areas.

In my humble opinion, these boxer briefs are the perfect fusion of meat charts and private parts.

NOTE: Each two-pack of Butcher Briefs contains both a black and heather-gray pair.

Vital Statistics

  • Fabric: 95% cotton, 5% spandex.
  • Elastic waistband.
  • USDA-approved.
  • Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, do not iron!

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