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Men's Cotton Boxer Briefs Shorts

Fresh off the success of his Chef Jeans and Meat Feet, Chef Chris Cosentino now presents his latest kitchen-inspired garment:

Women, rejoice! Butcher Briefs make it perfectly fine to treat the men in your lives as pieces of meat. Dashed cut lines and numbered sections fall randomly across each pair. I imagine that this will occasionally result in funny effects in certain areas.

In my humble opinion, these boxer briefs are the perfect fusion of meat charts and private parts.

NOTE: Each two-pack of Butcher Briefs contains both a black and heather-gray pair.

Vital Statistics

  • Fabric: 95% cotton, 5% spandex.
  • Elastic waistband.
  • USDA-approved.
  • Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, do not iron!

Questions? If there's anything else you want to know about this product, please contact us.

Chris Cosentino

San Francisco's Chris Cosentino — season 4 winner of Bravo's Top Chef Masters as well as chef of Incanto and Boccalone artisan meats — is best known for his offal dishes and his nose-to-tail dining. He's also known as @offalchris on Twitter and can be found at the Ferry Plaza every Saturday morning shopping for the restaurant.

Cosentino's first Betabrand product, Gluttony Pants, was an enormous success. So, in the interest of having some more fun, here we go again.

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