Recently, our scientists decided to explore the fabric of space-time with a bold fashion experiment. They placed pairs of Wrath Pants and Khaki Cordarounds into the Betabrand atom smasher, where they were hurled together at the speed of light. Lucky for all of us, their little experiment didn’t annihilate the universe.
Quite the contrary: It produced a great-looking pair of pants that we call Wrath Meets Geisha!
Yes, we’ve combined two of our most popular pants to create the first Betabrand Mash-Up of the fall season. On the outside, these cotton-canvas trousers are pure, black-hearted wrath: blacker than a coal miner’s armpits at midnight, blacker than Finnish death metal, blacker than a squid-ink slushie. Suffice it to say, they’re very, very black.
But look closer and you’ll see that they have a softer, gentler side. Each pair is lined with a nocturnal version of the soothing geisha-print cloth that graces our venerable Khaki and Brown Cordarounds.
Outside: blacker than Finnish Death Metal. Inside: pure geisha goodness.
We’re only offering these special-edition mash-ups for a limited time. Atom smashers are really expensive to operate, you know.
Plus, we’ve pretty much exhausted the world’s supply of geisha cloth.
Black Cotton Canvas Pants
with Nocturnal Geisha Liner
HOW DO THEY FIT?
Straight legged, relaxed fit. Not baggy. True to size.
WHAT IF MY INSEAM IS 30″ OR 34″?
We’re a small business, so we offer only a couple of lengths right now. Fortunately, any tailor can hem our pants to a great fit.
HOW DO I CARE FOR THEM?
Machine wash cold, tumble dry on low.