Mary-Go-Rounds
$80
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The Facts
Drawstring Pants with Virgin Mary Print
HOW DO THEY FIT?
Straight legged, relaxed fit.
HOW ARE THEY SIZED?
Glad you asked. There's a handy sizing guide below.
HOW DO I CARE FOR THEM?
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
Holy Pants!
Mary sightings are pouring in from across the country! Why, just last week, Ted Tippler of Nashua, Wisconsin, saw the Virgin Mary in a plate of corned beef hash.
In a Miami suburb, dermatologist Orlando Merengue sighted the blessed visage in a slew of heat rashes.
And Friday night at the Skoal International Speedway, funny-car champ Flo Chacon’s epic peel-out lofted a ghostly contrail that bore a distinct resemblance to the Madonna — or Lady Gaga, depending on your vantage point.
Coincidence? We think not. In fact, these seem like divine signs that it's time for you to order a pair of Mary-Go-Rounds. These miraculous drawstring pants are guaranteed to feature at least five Marys, or your money back!
