Seven Sins #4: Lust
Dear Ladies:
For years now, you’ve been asking us to make women’s clothing. Some of you have been polite about it; others have expressed their growing frustration by slashing our bicycle tires or writing preposterous things about us in local restrooms. Well, we understand your impatience, and we apologize.
Let us make it up to you. According to our customer-service supercomputer, the Betabrand product women lust for the most is a pair of world-famous Disco Pants. So how about wearing its sassy sartorial sister: the Lust Skirt!
Hewed from rare disco-ball ore that we mine in the mountains of Northern California, the Lust Skirt will add retina-burning brilliance to any lady’s party wardrobe.