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Pepper Linen Karate Casuals
Don't like wearing pants when the weather turns warm? Maybe you've been wearing the wrong kind. Woolen trousers are hot and itchy. Pleather pants can melt into goo. And chain-mail chaps? They pose too many problems to count.
Consider instead our Pepper Linen Karate Casuals, incomparably comfy drawstring trousers you can wear year-round, even in the stickiest, sweatiest summers. Here's why: Each pair is lovingly made in our San Francisco pantatorium from some of the lightest, softest linen in the known universe.
Like all Karate Casuals, Pepper Linens are designed for more recumbent forms of martial artistry. (Speaking of, you may find it helpful to read up on the sacred practice of Nonjitsu.)
And while these trousers are excellent for lazing on the couch, they’re also great
Made in our San Francisco pantatorium from some of the lightest, softest linen in the known universe.
for any warm-weather activity that calls for something slightly fancier than shorts.
Despite their spicy connotations, we think you and your legs will find Pepper Linens remarkably cool and refreshing.
Important information about Pepper Linen Karate Casuals:
- Protects legs from sunburn and also localized supernovas.
- Covers up that embarrassing “Kickin’ it!” leg tattoo.
- Keeps your lower half safely hidden from leg poachers.
- Can tempt even the most dedicated nudist.
- Able to repel even the most sophisticated heat-seeking missile.
- Voted the official summer trouser of the Fifth, Sixth, and Ninth Circles of Hell.
- Instantly transforms flatulence into a cool ocean breeze.
The Facts
Black Linen Drawstring Pants
HOW DO THEY FIT?
Straight legged, relaxed fit.
HOW ARE THEY SIZED?
Glad you asked. Here’s a handy guide:
- XS: 28-29 waist x 32 inseam
- S: 30-31 waist x 32 inseam
- M: 32-33 waist x 32 inseam
- L: 34-35 waist x 32 inseam
- L-long: 34-35 waist x 36 inseam
- XL: 36-38 waist x 32 inseam
- XL-long: 36-38 waist x 36 inseam
HOW DO I CARE FOR THEM?
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
