Last week, Ted Tippler of Nashua, Wisconsin, saw the Virgin Mary in a plate of corned beef hash. In a Miami suburb, dermatologist Orlando Merengue sighted the blessed visage in a slew of heat rashes. And Friday night at the Skoal International Speedway, Funny Car champ Flo Chacon’s epic peel-out lofted a ghostly contrail that bore a distinct resemblance to the Madonna — or Lady Gaga, depending on your vantage point. With reports of Mary sightings coming in from across the country, we ask: is it all a coincidence?
Of course not! They’re advertisements for Betabrand’s Mary-Go-Rounds.
At last, we offer a capital solution to the classic sartorial gift conundrum: What to buy the man (or woman!) who has everything? When platinum golf balls, a malt-liquor-of-the-month membership, or a bucket of carbon credits just won’t do, give something both tasteful and enduring, like Mary-Go-Rounds.
These cozy drawstring pants feature at least five Madonnas or your money back! And while we wouldn’t recommend wearing them to mass, they’re perfect for most any other occasion that demands silly pants.
Virgin Mary Print with
Espresso Seersucker Liner
HOW DO THEY FIT?
Straight legged, relaxed fit.
HOW ARE THEY SIZED?
Glad you asked. Here’s a handy sizing guide: