The Facts
Burgundy Zip-Up Fleece Jacket
HOW DOES IT FIT?
Neither slim nor baggy.
HOW IS IT SIZED?
Please consult the sizing guide below.
HOW DO I CARE FOR IT?
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
VITAL STATISTICS
- Fabric: Heathered hemp-blend fleece (55% hemp, 45% recycled poly) with cotton contrast and binding.
- Double smock pockets.
- Black corduroy contrast.
- Collar button that does not contain a tiny, FBI-controlled camera (but check several times daily, just to be sure.)
Crafted With TLC — And Also THC
When we set out to create this new zippered jacket, there were a couple of important things to consider: 1) Hemp fiber can be used to create a wonderfully soft and durable fleece. 2) Clothing made from hemp always invites pot jokes.
Rather than fighting the inevitable, we asked our fashion engineers to create a garment that combined unparalleled quality with the most drug innuendo possible. A sampling:
- Made with a strain of hemp so potent, it had to be cut with cotton.
- Can now be worn legally in Colorado and Washington State.
- Has a street value at least 10 times the listed price.
- BONUS! The first 20 people who order will receive a complementary clean urine sample.
See Design Specs for more product details.
