Enter The Black Dragon!
We recently received an urgent letter from one of our investors, Texas oilman and infamously lecherous lush J.T. Hossman, demanding that we create an ultra-fancy reversible jacket designed for high-level carousing.
And thus the idea for the Black Dragon Reversible Drinking Jacket was hatched, as if from a Faberge Egg. This limited-edition garment sports the supreme swank and vice-soaked soul of our smoking jackets, but with a sleeker, even more refined design — and less chance of giving you emphysema.
On the outside, it’s a spectacularly handsome coat made of supple black sueded moleskin. Turn it inside out, and a subtle satin brocade is revealed, featuring a den of lusty black
dragons in an Oriental motif and a pair of our signature skull buttons. At last, a two-in-one jacket that's ideal for sober negotiations with CEOs and heads of state — and also boozy, late-night attempts to seduce their wives.
Per Mr. Hossman’s exacting specifications, the Black Dragon features large buttons and keyhole buttonholes to accommodate the most butterfingered souse, plus seven flask-sized pockets that can also hold essentials like yacht keys and unwieldy rolls of cash.
For a final touch of over-the-top opulence, he insisted, despite our accountant’s plaintive howls, that we make this jacket in a city even more ridiculously expensive than San Francisco — Dubai, to be exact. After all, he's an oilman.
Yes, this is a city where the most popular sport is helicopter polo, golden underwear is mandatory, and Monopoly is played with actual hotels, or so we’ve been told. It’s the perfect place to make our most extravagant product yet. Of course, there is a certain irony in making a drinking jacket in a city where alcohol is generally forbidden. (That's why we’re marketing it in Dubai as the ultimate falconer’s coat.)
We made just 200 Black Dragon Reversible Drinking Jackets, quite possibly the only ones we'll ever produce. Order yours today.
The Facts
Black Sueded Moleskin Jacket
with Satin Brocade Interior
HOW DOES IT FIT?
This jacket has a slightly slimmer fit than our smoking jackets, but it's still loose enough to reverse in a flash.
HOW IS IT SIZED?
Glad you asked. Check out our handy sizing guide. If you're in between sizes, choose the larger one.
HOW DO I CARE FOR IT?
Dry-clean only.
VITAL STATISTICS
- Seven flask-sized pockets
- Fumble-proof buttons and buttonholes
- The most intimidating skull buttons ever forged
