From the secret ninja lair deep beneath Mount Dragonfist to the kung-fu dojos of Dover, Delaware, martial artists the world over are talking about non-jitsu, Betabrand’s martial art of inactivity.
Disciples of non-jitsu are known as Nonja.
Legend has it that members of this shadowy brotherhood of lazing gentlemen possess
deadly accuracy with remote controls, can contort their bodies to nap in any position, and adhere to a strict diet of microwavable and home-delivered food. (Learn more about their stunning array of abilities here.)
And the official uniform of the Nonja?
Betabrand’s Karate Casual pants — slacks created for slackers. These ultra-comfortable drawstring trousers can be worn for days on end through the most rigorous non-jitsu activities, like Bond marathons, bong marathons, and rousing biathlons of Hot Pockets and Xbox. That said, it’s
only natural that we would release a limited-edition version of Karate Casuals made of the finest, kindest hemp — medical-scrub-style trousers that we call POT-DOCS!
Members of this shadowy brotherhood of lazing gentlemen can contort their bodies to nap in any position and adhere to a strict diet of microwavable and home-delivered food.
Our newest Pot-Docs are a gentle weave of hemp and organic cotton, making them the softest, lightest, comfiest Pot-Docs to date. Designed for stoners and non-stoners alike,
Pot-Docs go great with any T-shirt or hoodie, like the ones you’ve probably been wearing all week.
Like every pair of Karate Casuals, our Pot-Docs feature drawstring belts with 11 sacred stripes, each signifying a noteworthy level of non-mobile achievement in the martial arts. (See the full list here.) In addition, Pot-Doc wearers can earn up to five bonus stripes by accomplishing the following feats of derring-don’t:
Green Hemp/Cotton Pants
with Mustard Drawstring
HOW DO THEY FIT?
Straight-legged, relaxed fit.
HOW ARE THEY SIZED?
Glad you asked. Here’s a handy sizing guide:
HOW DO I CARE FOR THEM?
Machine wash cold, tumble dry on low.