Let The Name Fool You
Introducing a thrilling new version of our venerable Karate Casual Drawstring Pants. Designed with super-lightweight fabrics and impressively sporty styling, these trousers are sure to convince gullible friends and family that you might actually consider doing something athletic.
But we know you better than that. Like most of our customers, you'd rather spend the day — or days — splayed out on the couch playing Xbox, enjoying slobbery naps that border on hibernation, or watching Tv marathons of ... anything.
Thank goodness Sport Karate Casuals are made with comfort in mind. And by comfort, we mean the feeling of curling up like a sleepy
drunken sloth with a large sausage pizza and two-liter of grape soda nestled in your loving arms. Now doesn't that sound better than jogging?
Why Sport Karate Casuals? Because looking like you might exercise is less sweaty than actually exercising.
Our San Francisco pantetorium made just a small batch of new Sport Karate Casuals, so order your pair today. (See Design Specs for more product info.