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How do they fit?

Our cords fit true to size.

How do I care for them?

Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. (They're prewashed.)

Vital Statistics

  • Unique buttons.
  • Side-flash pockets.
  • Evil-eye rear pockets.
Graphite Cordarounds Spec

Men's Graphite Corduroy Pants

Graphite Grays: The Greyhounds of Our Corduroy Kennel

Betabrand, manufacturer of the world’s most aerodynamic corduroy pants, is proud to unleash the latest edition of our Graphite Gray Cordarounds — not only our fastest-selling corduroy pants, but quite possibly the fastest pants on the planet, period.

How fast? For years, legend held that they were bequeathed to humanity by the speed-addled god Hermes himself in a secret ceremony atop Mt. Olympus.

Like all Cordarounds, they’re engineered with corduroy that goes sideways instead of up-and-down, dramatically lowering trouser drag coefficient (TDC) and enabling the wearer to reach heretofore unthinkable velocities. Imagine being strapped to a giant peregrine falcon as he dives toward his prey.

A falcon that is, in turn, strapped to an SR-71 Blackbird. You get the idea.

No matter how you choose to harness the power of these comfy mid-weight cords, know that you’ll look good and feel good doing it. With their handsome gray exterior and colorful peek-a-boo pockets, we think Graphite Grays will earn you more than a few compliments. That is, if you can stand still long enough.

A few facts about these pants:

  • Familiar corduroy swooshing sound replaced by sonic booms.
  • Each pair pre-washed in a proprietary blend of energy drink and cheetah urine.
  • Will instantly transform classical guitarists into spittle-spewing, speed-metal demons.
  • Banned from Olympic competition as a performance-enhancing pant.
  • Should be laundered using the highest-octane detergent available.
  • Will make wearer the Casanova of the speed-dating circuit.
  • Favorite trouser of bullet-train-hopping hobos.
  • If ground up and snorted, will rock your freakin’ world.

Questions? If there's anything else you want to know about this product, please contact us.

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